Funny Valentine’s Day Love Quotes

Funny Valentine’s Day Love Quotes

An huge collection of Funny Valentine’s Day Love Quotes. Choose among a large range of funny Valentines Day Quotes, wishes and greetings.

1. “One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” — Oscar Wilde
2. Happy Valentine’s Day, honey! Anyone may catch your eye, but it will take someone special to catch your heart, I love you!
3. “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” -Lewis Black
4. Life is filled with lots of things that make it all worthwhile, but none is better than the love found in your little smile.
5. “Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.” — Phyllis Diller
6. You’re amazing in every way and I’m so blessed to have you as my Valentine. Every day is a new beginning when two people share a love like ours. Happy Valentines Day!
7. “You always know how to make me feel precious and beautiful! Happy Valentine’s Day to the man of my dreams!”
8. “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” — Lewis Black
9. What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you.”
10. “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” – Author Unknown
11. Each moment that I am far from you, it seems that my tears could fill the ocean blue. I love you, Happy Valentine’s Day!
12. “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger
13. Let’s take a moment to appreciate all of the wonderful things about the love we share. You’re a wonderful and caring person and I’m so thankful to be your Valentine. I love you!
14. “When love is not madness, it is not love.” — Pedro Calderon de la Barca
15. “Happy Valentine’s Day to a wonderful man whom I adore. May today and each day that follows be a celebration of our special love.”
16. “Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.” – Author Unknown
17. Before I met you I was lonely and sad. Now my life is filled with joy, wonderful memories and the most profound happiness. Happy Valentine’s Day!
18. Love is just a four letter word until someone walks into your life and gives it special meaning. Your love has changed my life and I’m so thankful. Happy Valentine’s Day.
19. My love, remember that you will never lose anything by loving. But you will end up losing by holding back. Happy Valentine’s Day!
20. Love is just too weak of a word to express what I feel for you. One life is just not enough to tell you how madly in love I am with you. Happy Valentine’s Day!